gosh! u're driving me MAD..

go AWAY! argh.. can't stand it when YOU always order me around! come on man.. u're like HOW OLD oredi! can't u learn to do things on ur own u lazy bum! argh.. so irritating! dishes are meant to be WASHED.. not left in the sink for hrs till I have to do it! ya ya u noe i will eventually not be able to stand the mess right! crap.. YOU're such an EXCELLENT snobbish Slob!
 
cook for u & u don't appreciate.. not ONE WORD of thanks or even lifting a FINGER to help.. all u do is open ur mouth & complain & eat.. i hate being ur MAID!
 
i've taught u to maintain the internet connection like HOW MANY TIMES already! can't u LEARN!? u don't commit to memory useful things but all the small nity gritty details of unimportant things u know so darn well! crap! u're diving me NUTS! see la! now, u happy!?